So, it’s been nearly a week, and even though this isn’t really such a long time, it feels like forever. But wait, today wasn’t just one of my normal local food eating days. No, quite the opposite in fact. Today was the one day per week when I was able to eat non local foods. Oh, how much I missed eating bread and chocolate, and everything else required for a human to survive it felt like I had died and gone to heaven. Oh wait, a sudden realization, no it couldn’t be. Yes, it must be, the rapture was today! I understand now, I was raptured and that’s the reason why everything was so good. Well, now that I’ve figured that out, I’m going to go see what else heaven has to offer in its all inclusive buffet.
Disclaimer: I'm not actually dead.
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